single and ready to mingle

1. you are single and ready to hookup with someone
2. you are single and ready to get to know people

i am single and ready to mingle

single and ready to mingle by anon11109876543210 September 16, 2014

Muffin Mingle 

girl version of a sausage fest

that party was a total muffin mingle last night, where were the guys at?!

Muffin Mingle by Jputh November 29, 2009

Christian Mingle

A website full of horny christians just lookin to bang.

Man have you been on Christian Mingle yet? Those nuns be crispy like you nevuh seen!

Christian Mingle by PooBurr December 27, 2011

Arm mingle tingles 

When your arm is so close to another persons arm that your arm hairs are barely touching each other and sends a tingling sensation up your arm.

Julia gave me the arm mingle tingles today, her arm was so close to me!

Arm mingle tingles by Isabellaallen October 13, 2016

Shit and mingle 

When girls always wanna go to the bathroom together. They go take a shit and mingle

Hey Aubrey, I’ve gotta go pee. Wanna go shit and mingle?

“Where did the girls go?”
“Oh, I think they went to go shit and mingle”
“Nice, hope they don’t take too long”

Shit and mingle by Shitnmingle February 8, 2019

Flabbin Mingle Pancakes 

1.) Something to say out of anger or exasperation.

2.) A derrogatory term for animal poop.

Example:

1.) Person 1: "You know you have to do the science worksheet AND the lab for homework, right?"

Person 2: "Oh Flabbin Mingle Pancakes!I had no idea!"

2.) "That woman over there smells like Flabbin Mingle Pancakes!"

Flabbin Mingle Pancakes by Sid the Science Kid June 10, 2011

legal, single, and ready to mingle

when a single person becomes 18 years of age and is ready to legally date.

"Hey tom are you legal yet?" "i'm legal, single, and ready to mingle"

legal, single, and ready to mingle by zachariah smith October 21, 2008