midas (well) 

'Might as well'

Basically a cooler term for "I should just" or "fuck it"

"Are you going to do it?" "Midas (well)"
Just do it

midas (well) by ctynacho November 27, 2016

Midas Touch 

Painting your hand gold (normally with spray paint) then beating someone off. Nail polish or glitter can be substituted, but is frowned upon.

I used to know this chick that would give out the Midas Touch under the bleachers. Only bad part was having a golden mule afterwards.

Midas Touch by Gantalopian May 3, 2010

Midas Teabag 

The act of using gold spraypaint to coat the scrotum of a passed out male.

Scotty G has screwed with his friends when they pass out for the last time. Next time he gets the Midas Teabag

Midas Teabag by supshp August 25, 2013

Midas’ Penis 

The thing attached to my husband Midas that I want to suck on every night but he won’t let me, because he doesn’t realize how lucky he is to be with me…

Me: Hey babe *bites collar* can I suck your cock?
Midas: No.
Me: Why?
Midas: …
Me: 🥺
Midas: …
Me: 🥺🥺🥺
Midas: ?
Me: 😞
Midas: Aww why not?
Me: 🍆💦😫
*sucks on Midas’ penis all night long*

Midas’ Penis by ☆★Marigold★☆ February 5, 2022

Midas Touch 

Having a day when things go wrong... Everything you touch turn into a muffler

"I have the Midas Touch, Everything I touch turns into a muffler

Midas Touch by tobywonkanobe July 16, 2010

Midas Sex 

The act of being binded up by the character Midas from fortnite and him railing you from behind with his golden dick then he strips you and rails you for all eternity. Don’t worry, he’ll feed you and bathe you and live a life with you but 20% of the day revolves around sex.

To get this to happen say “Ovaries and eggs” in a dark Grocery Store bathroom while shitting.

Nobody has ever escaped Midas sex! It could be paradise or a nightmare!

Midas Sex by Ganyu March 24, 2021

Midas Mechanic 

A person who is so adept at fixing electronic equipment that they appear to fix it with one touch.

I'm really thinking about giving Engineering a try...you see, I'm a Midas Mechanic.

Midas Mechanic by EggyBaby February 22, 2011