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When I tell people I eat "gluten-free, soy-free, dairy-free, pork-free" they immediately ask "what do you eat?"

BITCH I EAT MEAT. I'm like a vegan - but I eat good ass animals. Every animal except eggs because those are chicken menstruation.

I'm not paleo because its not that serious and not enough people know what the fuck that is.
"I'm not vegan, I'm a meagan."
Meagan by House of Legend April 16, 2017
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Don't let her sly smile fool you. At first she may come off as being sweet, or innocent, but in all reality, she is a cold hearted snake.
Oh, Meagan's cute!
NO!
No?
NO!
Meagan by Carlyle Foxx August 13, 2012
Billy says , 'Vegans eat what 'Food' eats, I eat meat therefore I am a MEAgan"
MEAgan by Lettuce Hater April 23, 2018
A smelly introvert who thinks jumping out of planes is cool and can’t figure out where the fuck in the U.S. she wants to live. A wannabe dopefresh nerd with a limited capacity to do anything of value to society. She has this one friend and he is her only hope
“Hey bro have you ever met Meagan?”

“No and I’m sure why I would want to”
Meagan by Legitbob69 May 17, 2020
A bad bleep.
Meagan by Lil62 November 11, 2020
A place for all the pics I take but have nothing else to do with
I need to upload this pic to Meagan
Meagan by Fishlock April 17, 2021
Is the type of girl to where converses and have a friend starting with E or A she Meagan spelt Meagan is normally popular having brown hair whilst the other Megan being pale and having freckles everywhere
Meagan you so popular

Megan your a need