Messed

Fucked in the head. No idea about anything. Just Stupid!

You are messed. (with a disgusted look)

Messed by Rich Ferrari November 29, 2003

Masseffecturbate

To occupy ones time by playing Mass Effect or Mass Effect 2 (Mass Effect 3 will be included when it comes out), instead of hanging out with friends or doing more important things.

Yo Eliot, why didn't you wait for us to pick you up from the movies? What, you couldn't wait to get home to Masseffecturbate.

Masseffecturbate by Gnezz10 February 25, 2010

Mid Fight Masses

Mid Fight Masses is a friday night funkin mod, the 2 main antagonists are sarvente and ruv/ruvzyvat. Sarvente starts out by calling (assumingly) ruv, apparently ruv is “salty” wich makes sarvente go “exuse me!! don’t be salty!.. that was very unholy of you”. Boyfriend and Girlfriend arrive at the church just to use the bathroom, but sarvente demonstrates on why they should join the church.

Person 1: “have you heard of Mid Fight Masses”
Person 2: “No? what is that”
Person 1: “it’s a Friday Night Funkin mod.”

Mid Fight Masses by RuvsCoffin April 4, 2021

missed the boat 

Someone who failed to take advantage of a good opportunity.

I could have hooked up with her but now she's with him. Man, I totally missed the boat on that one.

missed the boat by Penemue October 19, 2005

mashed 

Seriously drunk, or high on drugs to an extreme point

"I'm mashed off me face."

mashed by Mad Walrus August 4, 2002

Massdalestruction 

When a person named Dale is a powerful weapon

That kid Dale over there should be in Iraq becuse hes a weapon of massdalestruction.

Massdalestruction by Big_Johnson May 1, 2011

mashed spaghetti

Used as a reaction to someone doing something equally embarrassing, Intriguing, and legendary at the same time

John: *puking in a bent over position while getting ass eaten*
Michael: now that's mashed spaghetti!

mashed spaghetti by Bigdiksadnigga December 27, 2017