Assistant TO the Regional Manager 

when you work for michael scott and are the leading salesman at dunder mifflin paper companies in scranton and your name is dwight schrute--==that is what your title is



not to be confused with ASSISTANT REGIONAL MANAGER

dwight "Assistant the Regional Manager"
michael "no,it's Assistant TO the Regional Manager"
dwight "its the same thing"
michael "no, its lower"

Assistant TO the Regional Manager by th is ism y rl ealnam August 11, 2008

Management Trainee 

A taxi driving, car washing, over worked, under paid person in their mid twenties wasting their college degree on learning to take it up the poop shoot from bitchy customers who can't fathem paying for a rental car.

I have a degree in animal biology. Yet, I'm a Management Trainee. Spending my days washing cars in a suit and tie in 90 degree weather for a whopping 10.46 per hour.

Management Trainee by eracer March 27, 2009

Management 

The institution of watching without working, usually accompanied with a significantly higher salary.

Person 1: "Did anyone else notice the guy sleeping in the crew room earlier?"

Person 2: "No, man, he's with management."

Management by Drakeswarm October 30, 2010

maneater 

The female equivalent to the more male-associated words like pimp or player. An irresistable woman who chews and spits out men after using them for some sort of gain -- be it sexual, financial or psychological.

1.) "She completely blew me off after I told her I loved her and now she's going out with my best friend!"
"What did I tell you? The girl's a manipulative maneater."

2.) "Maneater -- make you work hard, make you spend hard, make you want all of her love."
- Nelly Furtado's "Maneater"

maneater by phibroptik June 24, 2006

management bingo 

an office game for yuppies and geeks

1. go to an office meeting

2. write down every newspeak term or off-the-cuff phrase

3. when you have five new ones, or five old ones from the official list ( you should have a keeper of the list), mumble "bingo" just loud enough for the people next to you to hear

Collect phrases like :

"moving forward" (in the future)

"Growing the business"

"mental bandwidth"

"de-risk"

"develop a plan around"

"Scrubbing" (as in checking over a list)

"partner with" (in reference to another work group)

etc...

Then for each meeting make a mark next to each one you hear, and write down the potential new ones. Five marks is a bingo!

(overheard coming out of a meeting) "Hey, I won management bingo today!"

management bingo by P Taylor February 17, 2008

babestation manager 

Babestation management is where the manager is never there.

Like the soft porn tv show of the same name - "You never see the cunt."

A - "Jees that Dave is a Babestation manager."

B - "Too right I haven't seen him yet this month."

babestation manager by Scuba99 June 28, 2012

American Management 

A property management company based in Baltimore, MD. They are known for having managers who are complete fuckheads that enjoy many dicks in their asses on a daily basis. Overall, this company sucks major ass.

Bro 1: Hey man, I just viewed a house and the manager was a complete dumbass.
Bro 2: Oh, it must have been owned by American Management then.

American Management by joesucksass March 21, 2014