Another way of saying that you couldn't care a less. Similar to the expression i couldn't give a rat's ass, but you're targeting the muskrat's nuts which are its manhood and used in the production of musky perfume.

Nic: "I slept with a fifteen year old girl on the weekend and she had a tight virgin pussy!"

Jim: "I couldn't give a muskrat's left nut you wanker."

Couldn't give a muskrat's left nut by Human Pickled Punk May 15, 2016

german's left nut

a figure of small proportion; pathetic.

That's what you call godly? That's worse than german's left nut!

german's left nut by shanakishala January 30, 2008

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Tickle My Left Nut

Said when another being or said situation were to frustrate you & is said to display power or distraught. Insisting you'd rather have your left genital tickled then do what's been asked or required. Or used when someone states something you completely disagree with.

Fan girl: *singing* "what makes you beautiful" 1 Direction is amazing!!!

Daquan from the trap house: they can tickle my left nut
screw this wtf idgaf suck my dick savage

Tickle My Left Nut by dnajera November 10, 2014

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