getting lagging 

the process by which by one gets intoxicated

yo homebag, me and the mandems are getting lagging tonite!

getting lagging by jsilley February 28, 2010

NO I CANT IM LAGGING 

im lagging because Greek mustard a**hole bro ke me computer

can you eat my mom? NO I CANT IM LAGGINg

NO I CANT IM LAGGING by BlueColdTails May 12, 2021

Key lagging 

Bad typing. When you have no spaces and random letters in some kind of text or IM.

Person One: jjjjjjjjjsdakkkkkkkk

Person Two: wtf?

Person One: Oops sry key lagging

Key lagging by kingman212 January 12, 2011

Tactical lagging 

The act of walking slower so that you may check out the ass of whomever is besides or behind you

I had to do some tactical lagging to get Stacy to walk in front of me so I could observe dat ass in peace

Tactical lagging by Cap'n Derp September 25, 2016

K-lagging 

1) A girl who cleanses the skin of the testicles for sexual pleasure.

1) I fell in the mud and Kryslte was K-lagging me.

K-lagging by Freddy November 17, 2004

Chronic Lagging Syndrome 

Most commonly refers to a person who is completely incapable of being ready to leave on time, or being anywhere on time. Can also be failure to go home once decided to leave, sticking around another hour or so after having said bye to everyone, having less than half an exam done with 5 minutes to go, anything of the like...

"Fuck's sake Jess hurry up, we're fuckin late as all shit!"
...turns to mate also waiting "My bad bro she has fuckin chronic lagging syndrome..."
..mate replies "Badly, no-one lags like her man!"

Chronic Lagging Syndrome by RO89 October 3, 2011

Left leg lagging mitosis 

When your that rocked off of your bonker that your left leg lags behind the rest of your body as you walk out of the club shitter

Look at that tosser walking out of the toilets! hes so fucked up hes got left leg lagging mitosis!

Left leg lagging mitosis by weloveaxewound October 28, 2018