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Dutch invite 

An invitation to something you're not welcome to attend and are expected to decline.
Abigail invited me to her birthday bash the other week, but I didn't go coz I knew it was just a Dutch invite.
Dutch invite by Ajacied June 20, 2020

Clean Invite 

Something people say in response to not being invited to a party or some other social function.
John: Damn! that party was sick!

Max:What party?

John:The party at my house last night....

Max: Wow, clean invite
Clean Invite by A. Javier Gonzalez February 28, 2011

Away message invite 

Inviting people to a party through an away message. Eliminating the burden of picking and chooseing who to invite as well as the time to make phone calls.
Advantages: This works well when you can only have a few people over because only the people who read he away message will know. You won't have to feel guilty or make people mad when you forget to invite them.
Disadvantages: You might have unwelcome guests.

This method works best for last minute parties planned a few hours beforehand.
Alex: Dude, why weren't you at Beckys party last night?
Spencer: what party? I wasn't invited! ::angrey glare::
Alex: oh dude don't worry, it was an Away Message invite, she didn't officially invite anyone. Just check the away messages more often.

Self Invite 

Someone who invites themselves to all social events when not initionally invited. They show up without notice and overstay their welcome. Otherwise known as a "Reece"
Damn that Reece invites himself everywhere! Such a Self Invite!

Reece turned up to my house without notice last night. CREEPY!!
Self Invite by sprinkleoffairydust January 25, 2016

Toronto invite

To NOT make a polite, formal, or friendly request to (someone) to go somewhere or to do something.

( antonymous to "invite" )
I got the toronto invite to that party, I can only imagine it was a bunch of Torontonians talking over each other, so probably didn't miss much.

Open Invite 

When everyone is invite. No one is singled out.
I'm going to the bar tonight. Open invite if anyone wants to go?
Open Invite by Eacs10 November 22, 2017