The weebyest weeb of them all. He says that everyone else is a weeb but really, he is the weebyest. He is a little shenk who can't keep his retarted thoughts about ladies to himself. He has a new waifu every day. Gage. Wild. Harmen! You just got caught! We all know your waifu is Window Man Senpai!
A person who wears camo constantly, hunts, wears boots, and fishes. Usually taller than others with a charm that women find attractive in them. Although women love a Chayton Harman they can easily become intimidated by them especially when guns come into play. Usually the female pisses in the Chayton Harmans bed out of fear when she sees the gun while doing the nasty. The clueless Chayton Harman plays it off by saying she squirted.
Hey bro you hear what Bobby did? He made that girl squirt all over his bed after that hunting trip!
My ass Bobby is a fucking liar that was piss! He acts such like a Chayton Harman.
Gage is NOT a weeb and is a known victim of cyberbullying, Sheryl. He is incredibly fun to be around and has an enormous penis and 10 girlfriends who go to a different school. He is cool, popular, and sunglasses, and his voice is masculine and sensual.
"Wow, is that GageHarman? I hear he's totally sunglasses."
"Omg I think it is! I wish I could be with him, but he only thinks of me as a mom."