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Harder than a goats knee 

1> Donegal slang for something so complex it is only to be reffered to a goats knee, pressumibly because they are quite hard.

OR

2> Used as a phrase to describe something/someone or how they make you feel.
1:- Jeekers boys, that Hendrix riff is Harder than a goats knee!

2:- Jaime: Jesus Richard, your sister gets me

*Pétur and Jaime in unison*

HARDER THAN A GOATS KNEE. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA AHA No put seriously, we've spit roasted her.

Harder than a cats head

A phrase created by emergency services personnel who were trying to euthanaise a cat. The cats head was found to be incredibly strong. It is know used to describe anything especially strong. Often used to describe an erection. Now frequently used by TV commentators when calling AFL games.
Hey jonesy did you see that hot chick?
Yes, she got me harder than a cats head
diamond hard on erection
Harder than a cats head by Pipksi September 16, 2013

Harder daddy 

What a girl screams during sex to get the guy to go harder
He wasn't going hard enough so she yelled "harder daddy" in hopes that he would slam his dick as hard as he could in her
"Harder daddy! Uhhhhh *moan* h-harder fuuuck I'm going to cum. Harder!

Guy: *slams all 9 inches into her
Girl: *screams* HARDER DADDY OR I'LL SUCK YOU'RE DICK

guy: please do

harder than nails

Wood hardens with age. After a period of time, you can't drive nails in some types. A carpenter might call such wood "harder than nails".

The term could be applied to many other materials that harden with age, often as an exaggeration; often food.

hard, stale, inedible
Those left-over biscuits are harder than nails.
harder than nails by caloo_calay December 2, 2013

Harder Daddy 

Stop it you f*cking stoner, go get a life and stop searching up these things on the Urban Dictionary
STOP LOOKING UP SEXUAL THINGS LIKE "HARDER DADDY" WHICH YOU JUST DID YOU LITTLE SHIT

harder daddy 

When the guys or guy is not going hard the girl or girls scream harder daddh
Daddy harder daddy harder!!!!!!ooooohhhhhh yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh even harderrrrr ddddddddaaaaaaaaddddddddyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
harder daddy by Queenoffuck March 8, 2017