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Magic the Gathering 

n. a card game published by Wizards of the Coast since the early 90's involving (as implied by the title) "magic" cards
MtG is like fucking card crack for gamers!
Magic the Gathering by Jassinm September 21, 2004

Buttering the Cat 

In the disability rights community: attempting to help someone without asking if they need help, or in a way that is not actually helpful (and indeed may be harmful to the disabled person or to others).

Comes from a viral Twitter thread featuring Jorts the orange cat who was having trouble grooming himself. A well meaning but clueless human buttered Jorts in an attempt to teach him how to groom himself. This may or may not have resulted in a different cat being sick from licking the butter off of Jorts.
"Hey, don't just grab my chair; that's buttering the cat!"

"Stop buttering the cat, tonight's homework is easy!"
Buttering the Cat by philhellenike December 22, 2021

magic the gathering 

Crack captured in paper form. Actually, the original collectible trading card game, originally released in 1993, still going strong today. Made by Richard Garfield, and published by Wizards of the Coast. Two or more players duel each other using various creatures, spells, and artifacts. The object is to bring each other players life total down to 0 in order to win. This can be accomplished in many ways. It's up to you to decide how to do it. Seeing how over 40 expansion sets have been released over the years, there are almost endless possibilities.

Often ridiculed/stereotyped by chads, along with D&D, Star Wars, and World of Warcraft as the epitome of geekdom. On the contrary, it is known to be played by anyone, and most gamers I've met don't fall into the stereotypes, and in fact, do have a life, have other interests, get laid, etc. Only people with no life like to make fun of people who play games like these. Irony at it's finest.
MTG Player 1: I tap all my lands, and fireball you for 10 damage, you lose!

MTG Player 2: Aww, shit!

Random dipshit: What are you two fags doing?

MTG Player 1: Just got done playing a game of Magic, now we're gonna go hit up a kegger.

Random dipshit: Whaa!? I didn't know you nerds did anything else with your lives but play Magic the gathering

MTG Player 1: Yeah, crazy shit, huh? It's gonna be killer! beer and bitches everywhere! And the best part is everyone going is totally chill.

Random dipshit: No way! can I come?

MTG Player 1: Sorry, chads aren't allowed at this party.
magic the gathering by Anonymous1_2 September 10, 2009
Originated by the Egyption Prince Silas, known only for being dumb and having abnormaly large lips. It was initially just a mis-pronouciated word however it has more meaning and power behind it
"It does appear you have drowned in the bath tub, you are very gutterund!"

"Oh my you have fallen on your face...gutterund!"
gutterund by 8 stair July 25, 2004

knassy gathering

1. tassy, tassy jr, bassy, lassy, dassy, hassy, passy, snassy were not all present for the knassy gathering.

2. bassy hates dassy.

3. hassy is beHOLDEN to passy.

4. lassy is a dog.

5. snassy is an entrepreMANURE
knassy gathering by knassy December 6, 2012

air guitaring

the art of trying to play guitar...without the guitar. This is usually a past time taken up by people who have little to no skills with guitar. OR people who cannot find their guitar and there is a wicked guitar solo in a Led Zeppelin song and they dont want to miss it.
1. Amanda is the best air guitarist ever.
air guitaring by uh... May 13, 2005