GUNTENFREUDE 

A mixture of feeling almost sorry, pity, and awkwardness for someone when you are beating them so bad in an argument or competition.

i was arguing with ethan ralph and i started to feel guntenfreude when it became apparent how drunk and sad he was

GUNTENFREUDE by anonymous February 28, 2022

Guatemalan Racehorse 

The insertion of ones penis into a females rectum without her knowledge or permission. When she begins to buck and attempts to throw the rider he removes a pillow case from a pillow and proceeds to use it as a bridle and ride her like a guatemalan racehorse.

I pulled a Guatemalan Racehorse on her last night so she is still not too happy with me.

Guatemalan Racehorse by Dr. Fergie Christ January 1, 2011

guatemalteco 

A person from Guatemala.

There are "Mexicanos" from Mexico and there are "Guatemaltecos" from Guatemala

guatemalteco by BloodWolf575 February 23, 2014

Gunter's Law 

Gunter's Law:
A term that originated on Facebook, Gunter's Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will bring up Donald Trump, the Alt-Right, the KKK, or the Nazis. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Gunter's Law has effectively won the argument.

"Ironically, Trump will be forced to confiscate all privately-owned guns when he gets sufficiently paranoid about an assassination attempt...just like the Nazis."

Nice job invoking Gunter's Law!

Gunter's Law by phoenixlives November 29, 2016

The Guiteau

Dance move used to seduce girls 17 years of age or younger, otherwise known as jailbait. It is preformed thusly:
One step forward, two steps back, shimy right, shimy left, clap, clap, clap, and alas, the damsel is yours.

Damn, once that nigga did The Guiteau, it was a wrap, he got her cell number and her social.

The Guiteau by bubba robinson November 3, 2005

Guesterbate 

The act of masturbating while staying as a guest in someone else's home. Particularly entertaining if it is in the home of someone you do not like.

Harper: "Hey Chuck, I'm going home tomorrow, so you can have the room to yourself."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."

Guesterbate by Chuck Briarton February 4, 2010

Gurtej 

The coolest person on the block. Likes to party.Plays games to much and still gets good grades.

A new Gurtej just moved in next door!

Gurtej by Vivek Nandur September 16, 2003