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Goped Elite 

Most likely a middle aged man that invests thousands of dollars in a scooter that he doesn’t even ride. They tend to have big egos, small penises and enjoy butt sex on the regular.
You’re not a Goped elite until you’ve invested 5k
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being high, or coming down from a high. being totally baked, stoned, lit, ect.
Dude, Kevin was totally gorked at school!
gorked by NaLo April 18, 2008
A state of intoxication obtainable through smoking meth.
He was gerped out his mind this weekend.
Gerped by bgard6611 March 15, 2009
The result of being force fed Global Warming, while the world experiences historically low temperatures. See "Taken advantage of" and "Revoke Freedoms"
Erin sold her snowblower last year, after a few years of little to no use. Little did she know that she was Gored in the winter of 2008.
Gored by Ascoda March 13, 2008
Sticking your finger up someone's ass while they are still fully clothed
Lucy groped Luke in public
groped by XfarttyX March 18, 2014

Horn of the ox that gored him 

Hair of the dog that bit him.
Next morning alcohol to alleviate hangover symptoms
He was bellied up to the bar at 9 a.m. for a "horn of the ox that gored him".