#1. To take a crap so big that your pants fit better.
#2. To crap a turd so big, one end is sticking out of the water.
#3. To crap so big around you have to break it up with the plunger and flush twice.
#4. When you take a crap that stinks so bad, you give a courtesy flush half way though. This act cuts down on the room aroma.

Hey Dude, I shit a Double Flusher so big, I heard my butt cheeks slap together when the pointed end came out.

Double Flusher by Doug Hightower September 22, 2005

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Flutterguy

Fluttershy (The Pegasus pony from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) with a deep black male's voice, as depicted in the episode "Bridle Gossip"

Applejack - "Good gravy, girl! What's wrong with you?!"

Flutterguy - "I don't wanna talk about it."

Flutterguy by TheBronyGuru August 15, 2012

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self-flusher

That turd you do that's so heavy it disappears round the u-bend under its own gravity without you having to flush it.
Antonym of unflushable

Kevin's 6 pound self-flusher landed so loudly in the pan the splash woke his deaf grandma.

self-flusher by king of turds October 23, 2008

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Four Flusher

Bragging, boasting, and empty promise.

From 19th c. poker players - someone who is claiming to have a five card flush, when actuality they only have four cards. NOT someone who is so full of shit that you need four flushes to send them down the toilet.

In the movie "The Great Waldo Pepper" Robert Redford's character was exposed as a "Four Flusher" for claiming to have fought a German WWI ace, when he actually had not.

Four Flusher by Godzilla1960 May 25, 2014

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