donut fest
As Tom walked in, he realized that it was a donut fest of drunken sorority sluts and formulated a plan to pull off a reverse gang bang.
donut fest by ByRd September 9, 2007
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Festivalitus
- noun. Uncontrolable inability to stop moving and dancing, usually experienced after attending a kick ass festival. Symptoms may also include loss of voice, incessant humming and a greater love for the outdoors"
Use in colloqial terms:
Marc: "What's wrong with you dude? Your Shaking like a leaf?
John: " Dude, Just came back from this kick ass music festival, sang, danced and drank way too much! Now I can't stop moving and thinking of that Boys Noize Set"
John: I think I have festivalitus!
Marc: "What's wrong with you dude? Your Shaking like a leaf?
John: " Dude, Just came back from this kick ass music festival, sang, danced and drank way too much! Now I can't stop moving and thinking of that Boys Noize Set"
John: I think I have festivalitus!
Festivalitus by The Secret Assasin ! July 7, 2009
festie
Someone who goes to a lot of music festivals.
It does have the connotation of someone who gets wasted and parties while attending these festivals, but the overall meaning is based on simply frequenting festivals.
It does have the connotation of someone who gets wasted and parties while attending these festivals, but the overall meaning is based on simply frequenting festivals.
licorice festival
a large sexual encounter where in 7-13 black males are having rough sexual intercourse with one or more women dressed as lionesses. Periodically shouting "zulu" in a frenzied roar of lust.
Brian: Are you hanging out with Suzy later?
Steve: Maybe. Ill see what shes doing.
Brian: Last I heard she was at a licorice festival at Rollins park.
Steve: Wangtastic!
Steve: Maybe. Ill see what shes doing.
Brian: Last I heard she was at a licorice festival at Rollins park.
Steve: Wangtastic!
licorice festival by DongyKong603 February 7, 2010
sweat fest
a term used to describe something that requires a lot of concentration, stress and difficulty
it is also used to casually describe oneself when they are too hot.
it is also used to casually describe oneself when they are too hot.
sweat fest by b3nitz January 28, 2013
Festive Faeces
The art and science of defecating on another's doorstep on Christmas Day. Several sources credit the first use of the word to the urban legend Leeds Dr Rudeboy.
Effective management of such an undertaking involves a four-fold course of action, namely;
1. Visiting the local drinking establishment, followed by local nightclub, on Christmas Eve and early hours of Christmas Day. At some point during the evening, it would be rude to not visit Wetherspoons. Consumption of copious amounts of alcohol then proceeds throughout the evening.
2. Reconnaissance of a likely target whilst walking home, namely, houses in locations where the local cuntstabulary are unlikely to be driving past.
3. The said act of elimination onto the doorstep. Should the perpetrator be a Scouser*, then breaking and entering is, of course, the next natural course of action for the erstwhile Liverpudlian.
4. Wiping one rusty ringpiece with the fresh snow. Caution is advised for those presenting with haemorrhoids.
*The erstwhile Scouser may wish to declare any profits from the said breaking and entering on the next occasion he/she signs on within the following fortnight at the local Jobcentre Plus.
Effective management of such an undertaking involves a four-fold course of action, namely;
1. Visiting the local drinking establishment, followed by local nightclub, on Christmas Eve and early hours of Christmas Day. At some point during the evening, it would be rude to not visit Wetherspoons. Consumption of copious amounts of alcohol then proceeds throughout the evening.
2. Reconnaissance of a likely target whilst walking home, namely, houses in locations where the local cuntstabulary are unlikely to be driving past.
3. The said act of elimination onto the doorstep. Should the perpetrator be a Scouser*, then breaking and entering is, of course, the next natural course of action for the erstwhile Liverpudlian.
4. Wiping one rusty ringpiece with the fresh snow. Caution is advised for those presenting with haemorrhoids.
*The erstwhile Scouser may wish to declare any profits from the said breaking and entering on the next occasion he/she signs on within the following fortnight at the local Jobcentre Plus.
1st person: Well, that fine selection of of Cliff Richard records certainly has put me in the mood for the Queen's Speech tomorrow! Shall we retire early and let St Nicholas pay his visit?
Rudeboy: What whoa! Ya dumbclaat! I and I is gonna do a festive faeces on dem doorsteps!
Rudeboy: What whoa! Ya dumbclaat! I and I is gonna do a festive faeces on dem doorsteps!
Festive Faeces by Leeds Dr Rudeboy December 3, 2010
sausage-fest
sausage-fest by random sausage March 6, 2005