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Fertile fingered 

When a guy nuts on his fingers and shoves it into a girls vagina to impregnate her
How’d you guys have a kid I fertile fingered her

Fertile Fart

The act of kneeling down and opening your mouth and eyes as wide as possible while someone stands in front of you, spreads their cheeks, and farts in your face.
Yooooo I got a bad case of pink eye from that guy I went out with last night, he gave me a good ole fertile fart!
Fertile Fart by Pokebussy1224 October 31, 2025

Fertile Buttcrack

Semen on my butt dripped through my buttcrack down to my vaginal opening. cycle day 5. took plan b within an hour. i bled after taking it. earliest ive ovulated was day 11. could i be pregnant? my boobs hurt but my period is supposed to be in 5 days?
After last month I realized I had a Fertile Buttcrack.
Fertile Buttcrack by QueefTweak December 19, 2025

looking fertile 

In the Uk this is used describe an attractive person and mot commonly women
“That gyal is looking fertile innit”
looking fertile by Badgyaliris September 10, 2022