facting 

restating a fact

"Are you asking a question or restating the fact?"
"I'm facting."

facting by danigirl97 September 5, 2011

Fuctoring 

Originally coined by software developers, fuctoring has broad business applicability. Fuctoring is the process of adding unnecessary complexity or byzantine logic and process to fight your inevitable career obsolescence. Fuctoring ensures the bulk of your work output is not usable by others in your absence.

"I know I could do this simply, but a little well-planned fuctoring will make it much harder for them to fire me."

Fuctoring by g-worder June 16, 2012

charlie and the chocolate factorying 

The act of laying in one small bed alongside many bodies, as seen in the movie.

"Nobody wants the floor, so we're charlie and the chocolate factorying it in my bed"

charlie and the chocolate factorying by Bcoyne January 29, 2014

Play-doh factorying 

Shoveling food in your mouth while you are creating a healthy, rope like shit.

"Man, you wouldn't believe it, but yesterday I ate breakfast & lunch and before I got home, I had to rush to Costco to get stuff for the fam, but ate hotdog and a piece of pepperoni pizza... Only THEN I got home to dinner when I least expected it! So needless to say the only way that was gonna happen is if I ran into the toilet and did some Play-doh factorying, or I wouldn't have got that out. Now I'm not as hungry."

Play-doh factorying by D34T#3V4N October 5, 2023

Factorial Fap Februar 

This is the month, when you have to masturbate the number times a day, where number is factorial of the day's number.

Factorial is a mathematic technique to multiply whole numbers from 1 all the way up to the number, which is factorialed, included this number. It is signalized by "!".
For example

2! = 1 x 2 = 2
3! = 1 x 2 x 3 = 6
4! = 1 x 3 x 3 x 4 = 24
And so on...

For example number of faps on 3th Februar is 3!, which is 6. On 4 Februar it is 4! = 24.

On the 28th Februar the number of faps is 304888344611713860501504000000, which gives 126028581602064261120000 faps per second.

!DANGER! It may, or sure as hell will kill you, so do not overplay your hand.

-What is the cause of his death?
-He was participating in Factorial Fap Februar and overstepped.
-Oh I see. He is fourth kid in this week.

Factorial Fap Februar by JaAkaPanda December 6, 2018

factsing

Spittin facts all the time, or confirming what people are saying to be facts

Bro your factsing right now
The ocean is made of water, ‘yeah facts’

factsing by anonymous June 20, 2021

Factong

A misspelling of "Facting" used as an adjective to describe something that is a fact, or something that is generally great, it is often used with the "speaking head" emoji.

"Apples are better than oranges!"
"My boy Jay you are FACTONG!"

Factong by Migzzo January 26, 2022