green faces 

Money.

"Heard Yeezy was racist, well, I guess that’s on one basis... I only like green faces"

green faces by Ac87 August 16, 2011

Facesquat 

To snatch up a Facebook "vanity url", the custom screenname now available on the popular social networking site.

Mike Pence facesquatted Obie Fernandez's name as his URL. It ruined their friendship.

Facesquat by bro2baseball June 16, 2009

Faceshing 

The act of posting a status on Facebook about yourself to elicit sympathy or praise from other people.(also see: facebragging).

Contraction of the words Facebook and fishing because it's effectively throwing a line out on Facebook and hoping someone will bite.

Jamie: Bob's Facebook status said he got fired today and the tests came back and he does have herpes.

Bryan: He's probably just Faceshing, don't comment.

Faceshing by Chris Congerio November 7, 2009

faceshat 

Completely drunk and/or intoxicated.

I got completely faceshat for my 21st birthday and I don´t remember any of it.

faceshat by MrFishMan January 10, 2011

Fakeship 

When a person uses you for the benefit of them self they use you for you for money,rides, clothes anything they can get from you. But when you ask for help or you need them they are no where to be found.Watch out

Me: Why is it that when I call Kyle up for help he's never there but when he needs me I'm there for anything....
Friend: Girl that's a Fakeship

Fakeship by Crazy_Kutz April 8, 2017

Fakesonal

Generic message that pretends to be personal, poorly. Mostly sent from companies after having some interaction with them.

What are we going to send users that left us?
- Anything, just not another fakesonal email

Fakesonal by ninjatune November 12, 2018

Lovely Faces 

A person's face that is appealing to look at.

Wow.. Olivia over there really has a lovely face.

Jordan and Ali are two girls that do not have lovely faces!

Lovely Faces by noonebythenameofolivia March 1, 2011