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Mocha Facelift 

When a man shits on his partner's face, then proceeds to hang him/her upside down and cock slap their face until it's numb.
I hear Ron Jeremy gives a mean mocha facelift.

Ted was yearning for something new, so he gave Abby a mocha facelift.
Mocha Facelift by Anal_Animal August 3, 2009
Related Words

Barlinnie Facelift 

Scottish slang term for a person who has the appearance of a criminal or troublemaker. Typically someone who looks like a ned or chav, although the term generally refers to the stereotypical facial features of an offender e.g. sloping forehead, eyes close together, pale yellow skin etc.

The term originates from HMP Barlinnie, Scotland's largest prison.
Watch your bags, there's a Barlinnie Facelift nearby

12 gauge facelift 

When you blow someone's head apart with a shotgun, mainly by shooting them from under the jaw.
If he watches me and her fuck one more time, I'll give him a 12 gauge facelift.
12 gauge facelift by The Annonomys December 13, 2013

Bright and facety 

Being rude or disrespectful towards someone.

CAN be used in a joking manner

(Often used by Jamaicans)
Semi Joking manner“Yu live ina board house or zinc house?” Response: But yuh bright and facety

Joking manner: “Can give me some a that”
Response: But yu bright and facety
Bright and facety by Tianer April 9, 2022

Council House Facelift 

The 'council house facelife' is a chavette style of hair. They pull it back into a bun with lots and lots of mouse and or hairspray and sometimes use burberry bobbles but this is a chavette sign
Chavettes do this They pull it back into a bun with lots and lots of mouse and or hairspray and sometimes use burberry bobbles but this is a chavette sign.
Council House Facelift by Lucy January 10, 2005
Word used to describe the sucking of ones genitals by another. See also blowjob and head
I caught my friend getting a facelift in the bathroom
facelift by Jeff22 July 17, 2007