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Double Barrell Hog Back Growler 

When a man lays on his back, with his pants at his ankles, pulling his knees up to his chin, and having sufficient relaxation skills to allow his testicles to hang loose over his anus, he then expels gas, with such a force as to move his testicles out away from his anus, so that onlookers can verify the sack-to-sphincter air gap.
That Wild Turkey sure makes Finn rip some hallacious Double Barrell Hog Back Growlers!!!!
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Back bitch double 

When a person texts you an emoji and you don't know how to respond, so do a back bitch double (by sending back an emoji)
Person 1: omg she did me so dirty!!!
Person 2: *cat laughing emoji*
Person 1: *Laugh crying emoji*
Person 1 to Person 3: "Omg I did a back bitch double to Person 2!"
Back bitch double by Hannah Landis September 11, 2020

Double-Backhoe

A vicious, rigid, and determined dance that is executed by 40 something aged women that dress like they are twenty something's.(Also called "Scallywags or Swamp Donkeys). It occurs when a live band plays a Judas priest cover song, or a similar rock tune from the same era. This dance is performed by throwing both arms back behind you in a vicious "scooping" motion and repeating this motion completely out of rhythm with the song. It can be intensified by having an angry face, and crow hopping in between scoops.
Sadie double-backhoed her way backstage and was never seen again......
Double-Backhoe by Scoopalone May 19, 2013

Monkey Double Backflips 

Extravagant and exotic sex techniques used by females to lock down a high value male.
She was with Thomas but he was kind of boring. So she also met with Sebastian from sales department who was making six figures, has a sixpack and a nice car. So she does monkey double backflips all over him to get herself in a better financial position if she continues this until he takes her as a wife.

double backed monster 

An insulting term for sexual intercourse. Used by Shakespear in Othello.
Roomate: Oh crap dude! We need some kind of signal like a sock on the doorknob or something. I cant believe I walked in on you and your girl making the double backed monster.

Double backed beast 

A euphemism for coitus. This form is more common in popular culture than the original two backed beast. Predates Shakespeare.
Double backed beast... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"

double backflip butthole submission 

First you insert both arms to at least your elbow into their butthole and then proceed to do a double backflip and landing with her sitting on your dick. This move is extremely difficult but effective
Michael put sticky Nikki into the double backflip butthole submission. After he performed this move he nutted harder then any other person ever has.