doomed love 

when you love someone too much, knowing they will never be yours, and it breaks your heart so much.

I love Andy so much, even though he'll never be mine. And it sucks. It is a doomed love i guess

doomed love by unicornlovee:) February 13, 2014

doomed 

To condemn to ruination or death. when you are destined to an unhappy end.

To be condemned.

We are doomed im telling you!!!

doomed by Fernando O. May 19, 2006

dooced

dooced: to lose one’s job because of one’s website.

Dude, I heard Janey got dooced last week.

dooced by daveeee October 29, 2004

Doordash migraine 

When your a doordash driver and doordash keeps sending you low offers that causes you to have a migraine from it .

Driver: doordash just showed me a $3 50 mile order . I think I just got a doordash migraine

Doordash migraine by alphamaledoer69 July 13, 2021

Dooded

to get totally wacked out and high to the point of having no control of yourself on caffein, tends to make everything funny and is acheived by consuming very high amounts of energy drinks late at night

"Ruben was so dooded that he started talking giberish."
"Last night we got dooded on BLACK MAMBA."

Dooded by mr.kq122 January 31, 2009

doordick 

The act of holding a door open for someone approaching but not super close, thus causing the person to guiltily rush to the door. It's not necessarily an act of kindness, but perhaps an act of selfishness, as a doordick attempts to redeem him(her)self by the precariously selfless act.

Don't be a doordick, she's like a block away.

doordick by anonymous February 8, 2015

cockadoodle dooed 

This is when a woman is awakened by either her husband or boyfriend's cock in her mouth. The act of cockadoodle dooing is usually accompanied by the man yelling " COCKADOODLE DOO! " immediately proceeding cock insertion.

My girlfriend was pissed this morning after she had been cockadoodle dooed.

cockadoodle dooed by King Cobra 31 December 4, 2011