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wind denier 

A person who doesn’t believe in wind or anything pertaining to wind
“Dang it’s windy outside
“How can wind deniers not believe in this”

Brainrot denier 

A person who has excessively viewed episodes of "Skibidi Toilet" and maintains the belief that their cognitive abilities remain unimpaired.
1: just because I watched 60 episodes of skibidi toilet does NOT mean I’m brain rotted!
2: You're a textbook brainrot denier !
Brainrot denier by Sawswitch July 10, 2024

Science Fiction denier 

A person that denies hoaxes, fake science based news, science fiction (even by the best writers who won the Pulitzer Prize), science fiction reported by commentators on Fox News, or Russian Scientists (especially during US elections).
Some people don't believe the War of the Worlds even happened. The science fiction deniers don't even believe it happened after reading the book or watching the movies, or when peer reviewed on the internet.

Valentine's day denier 

A person who is single on valentine's day and complains about it on twitter all day. They often claim that valentine's day is just a way for chocolate and greeting card companies to get money, not knowing that the practice has been around for 600 years. Because of their attitude, they will remain single the rest of their lives.
J: so how's it going for k?
B: not well, he's posting stuff about how valentine's day is a Hallmark holiday because he's single.
J: sounds like a Valentine's day denier.

helen Keller denier 

Someone that doesn’t believe or questions the accomplishments of Helen Keller.
Kelsey’s dad said that Helen Keller was just a squealing meat puppet, he is totally a Helen Keller denier.

Denver Treasure Hunt

The act of storing cannabis infused edibles in a bag of non-infused food products, such as trail mix, and having your friends dig through it to find the buried treasure! Rules of the game may vary but often times your friends get to keep the products that they find or the loser does not get any goodies! Generally takes place when someone travels from Denver to another state that is not tolerant of cannabis and the goodies must be hidden from TSA
I went back to Connecticut to visit my friends and had a Denver Treasure Hunt! Terence was the winner and got to keep 14 gummy bears as well as a bag of trail mix. He is going to get super danked tonight!