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Cuffed Buffalo 

When you tie a string around your cock & balls until the tissue dies and falls off.
Dave created a cuffed buffalo by wrapping dental floss around his penis for 3 days. He now has no male genitalia.

cuffed her muff 

the act of cuping a woman's vagina or grabbbing it.
Lisa walked up to me looking very horny, so I cuffed her muff to feel how wet she was.
cuffed her muff by joeysito December 18, 2008

cuffed up 

a G rated term for FUCKED UP. FUBAR'd
"He drank a case of beer and got cuffed up"
cuffed up by wbates_6 November 2, 2007

cuffed up 

When you are cuffed up you are using a replacement opiate such as methadone
Suboxone subutex. It is most commonly used to refer to being dependent
On methadone from a clinic. This is because you have to go every day
Unless you stay completely clean then you get one take home dose for every clean
Month I believe you can get a total of 12 take home doses that you need to
Keep In a lock box at all times. On to the other drugs that cause you to
Be "cuffed up" but not nearly as strict is suboxone or subutex. You usually
Have to see your doctor bi weekly and attend group therapy sessions.

You are subject to random drug screens (generally every visit. They gotta get that $)
If you continue to use and come up positive for opiates you are subject
To even tighter restrictions such as weekly visits small prescriptions

For your meds. This in turn usually costs you money if you have insurance
Because it costs the same amount to fill a two weeks supply as it does
For a month. Plus suboxone / subutex aren't all they are said to be. But
Since you have to self administer in the usa you can time your dosing
Schedule so you can get high and be minimally sick usually for no more

Than a few hours.
" hey john did you hear that Jane is saying she is completely clean. But my buddy

Told me he saw jane at the methadone clinic getting her daily sip.

John : wow. I can't believe she has herself cuffed up like that"
cuffed up by the syringe slammer October 12, 2009

Cuffed Hand Syndrome 

A case where the person has his/her hand always in a cuffed position, ready to give his/her supervisor a quick hand-job, or phalangel gratification. A Kiss ass in so many words.

Usually can be found on misshapen chinese men.
Because of Johnny's Cuffed Hand Syndrome, he is always getting special favors.
Cuffed Hand Syndrome by Xio Ming February 27, 2008

Beer cuffed 

Similar to Edward 40 Hands.
Beer cuffing is the act of getting handcuffed to a case of beer, and you're not let go till it's empty. Keys to the handcuffs are often given to someone whom you trust.
Can be played with two players, where each player is handcuffed to each side of a case.

Being let go in order to piss can be optional, although is recommended for 2 player games, especially with female players.
"Stacy and I are gonna get beer cuffed for the festival, it's gonna be awesome!"
Beer cuffed by Cap'n Crimson April 22, 2015