Constipulate 

To say you beleive something to be true. Can also mean to extrapolate, assume or estimate. Can also be changed into phrases like Constipulated, Constipulation, Constipulatory, etc.

"I constipulate that a Llama is the same weight as a chicken."

Constipulate by Helen (Pinky) February 9, 2008

Constipeetion 

Similar to constipation, when you gotta whiz but you just can't. Sometimes can be frustrating or even painful.

"F@$&! Constipeeted."

or

"Dude don't watch me when I pee. You're giving me constipeetion."

Constipeetion by Rainiac August 20, 2009

Atlanta Urinal & Constipation

Slang term among journalists and others for the Atlanta Journal & Constitution

Have you read the sports page in this morning's Atlanta Urinal & Constipation.

Atlanta Urinal & Constipation by andy1 September 24, 2006

constipated 

When you mentally have to go poopie, but you can't physically go poopie.

I gotta go pooooooooopie!!!!!!!

constipated by Screw u bitch August 6, 2004

Emotional Constipation 

Emotional but unable to express it. Either because of 1.) numbness or 2.) it is socially inappropriate to do so.

1. Bob wants to cry but he just can't for some reason, even though he knows it will make him feel better. Guess he's experiencing some emotional constipation.

2. During the funeral, Jerry wanted to erupt into laughter but knew that it would be socially-inappropriate. She was emotionally-constipated.

Emotional Constipation by cunninleongus February 15, 2010

Constipation 

The whole reason that laxitive companies make money.

The man was constipated so he took some laxitives and he crapped his brains out.

Constipation by jay420 August 25, 2005

constipation 

When you want to go poopy, dream about going poopy, and pray to go poopy, but your ass says otherwise...
antonym of diarrhea

constipation is not your friend =(

constipation by not gir October 9, 2006