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Shit Cobbler

The aroma that arises when one attempts to cover up the stench of a bowel movement with fruity scented air freshener.
"Dude, did you just bake a shit cobbler?!?"
Shit Cobbler by SuperMadScientist December 25, 2011

tuna noodle cobbler 

A sexual act in which a woman with a yeast infection performs oral sex on a man who has just had unprotected vaginal intercourse with her.
Dude, I had tuna noodle cobbler last night.

Yeah, I can see it all over your face.

Squat Cobbler 

Derives from the AMC Original "Better Call Saul", which is the act of a fully clothed man sitting, and proceeding to rub the buttocks into a pie of choice, and occasionally crying, for the intent of sexual arousal.
To get out of questioning, I told them that you did a Squat Cobbler.
Squat Cobbler by AMCMcGill August 31, 2016

Soggy Cobbler 

an old lady vagina ; warn out and out of juice from many years of “experience”/ encounters with male genitals.
Yo mark your grandfather told me your grandma has a soggy cobbler.
Soggy Cobbler by Southernjaggoff February 29, 2020
A kitchen worker that possesses no useful skills and is considered absolute rock bottom in the culinary field. This person is not deserving of the term shoemaker. A cobbler is characterized by frequent burning of foods, tasteless end products, unsightly plated entrees, poor sanitation practices, and a general sense of worthlessness.
Chef 1: "Did you taste that garbage Philly put out for the reception?"

Chef 2: "Yes, unfortunately. Apparently, the best he could muster."

Chef 3: "Poor bastard thinks he's a Chef; just a cobbler after all."
cobbler by Hobo2 September 24, 2008

Cobblesome 

That there is a very cobblesome base!