Coaster Rap 

Created by Youtuber Sean Evans of Lift Hills and Thrills, Coaster Rap (CRAP for short) is a parody rap track exclusively about theme parks / roller coasters

Man, that new coaster rap just dropped harder than an SLC Vekoma

Coaster Rap by MilkyBarKid15 June 10, 2020

coaster effect 

Apparently, it’s when you wake up after a bender and have a drink. As soon as you take your first sip, you suddenly feel inebriated once again

“Man, I’m so hungover”
*Crack’s beer*
“Wooooh, coaster effect!!!! Let’s fkn gooo!!!”

coaster effect by Leggers August 29, 2020

coaster chicken 

When a whole chicken is smashed flat and dried to make a coaster for drinks.

Dude these coaster chickens smell like shit.

coaster chicken by dailybirdsandtrees July 23, 2011

coaster fingers 

When you finger an asshole and only realise you still have shit under your nails when having a sip of beer at the pub. You grab a coaster to scrape the shit out.

Mate! I've got coaster fingers. Wanna sniff?

coaster fingers by Squirtle 2.0 December 11, 2016

Coaster Ordinance

Any law, ordinance, or made-up law that sounds like, or is utter bull-shit.

Due to the implementation of the coaster ordinance, you cant skate in this neighborhood on the street.

You can not wear your hat in the month of February.

Coaster Ordinance by isahackjob February 2, 2009

Coaster enthusiast 

Dangerous individuals. It’s highly likely most were bullied as children and have undergone some deep trauma in their lives.

A lot of them are perverts. Some trans enthusiasts are known to pray on the vulnerable, seeking out their pray and obtaining their addresses by ‘free photo giveaways’ as a ploy to know where their victim lives.

If you ever come across one, please be careful

“Did you see the free photo giveaway that Jackie the coaster enthusiast posted on Twitter? Yes mate, it’s a trap, stay safe & don’t give them your personal info”

Coaster enthusiast by <3CavalierYouth<3 December 2, 2021

Coaster pants

When you laugh really hard, so you nearly wet yourself, your gunna need some coaster pants! The origin of this phrase is never clear, but we have a gorgeous liverpool bloke to thanks for it somehwere down the line...

I just sent you an email by the way.

Will it be funny?

Oh yes, hope you have you coaster pants on!

Coaster pants by chloerose444 April 6, 2009