choc horror

the horrible realisation of pulling your dick from someone's arse and it's covered in shit

I pulled out and it was just all choc horror

choc horror by Kavorks April 3, 2021

Choc-ice dong 

Will do in a pinch, but not what you're choosing from the ice cream van

He was alright, but he had a choc-ice dong.

Aww man, what a shame!

Choc-ice dong by Scarletspeedzter July 5, 2021

Choc-top

Poo covered dick

-Oscar, want a choc-top??
-fuck yeah!!!

Choc-top by Ilovechoctop October 5, 2015

choc boc

the smell of a ski boot by the friday afternoon following the sunday in which the traveller arrived at the chosen skiing destination!!!!

It's a long way down the Itallian alps to Valle d'Aosta. You've had a good week skiing but you're feet are aching. You take off you boot.

Ski instructor who said vaughan was gay says: Smell that! (directing his boot opening to ski instructor who said he woke up next to vaughan)
Ski instructor who said he woke up next to vaughan says: Thats Choc Boc!

choc boc by DanLui October 16, 2007

choc-nose 

To be one who patronises those in Authority or the act of doing so

1. That choc-nose always makes the boss a coffee

2. I need a raise, I'd better choc-nose the boss and get him another cup of coffee

choc-nose by POPEYE August 12, 2003

Choc Croc 

A delicate but rather crunchy chocolate shaped like a crocodile(not to be confused with an alligator).

Tim: Look at this sick chocolate my mom bought me.
Jorge: Choc Croc!

Choc Croc by geox123 February 27, 2009

choc knob 

n.

A penis freshly removed from an anus, either male or female. Derived from imagery all too obvious to require explanation here.

v.

To insert said choc knob into the mouth of sodomised partner; hence said partner is "choc-knobbed".

1: "Oh gross, wash that thing before you put it in my mouth!"
2: (inserts into mouth) "Choc knob, bitch."

choc knob by MrKapper July 11, 2006