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Choke Your Chicken

A self-inflicted violent wank
Choke Your Chicken by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

Perverted chicken test 

A practical test to differentiate the kinky from the perverted. Do they use only feathers or the whole chicken?
Ben Dover was merely kinky, he used only the feathers, so he passed the perverted chicken test!

Chicken Nugget Scoon 

A person with low self confidence that does not fair well in social situations. Someone who is perceived as soft, that won't stick up for themselves. Often easily intimidated and cowed into submission when met with direct conflict. A bitch or pussy.

An idiom that refers to the person in question as a type of "Chicken Nugget" to be devoured effortlessly by hungry, more dominant members of the social order.
Peter is a straight A student, but he often gets violently attacked and shoved into lockers by the football team because he is a chicken nugget scoon who won't do shit.

chicken rob 

A man with a very thin skin, incredibly fragile ego, who is known to also have a micropenis. These traits create severe insecurity issues along with severe vindictiveness and anger management problems, which are often exposed and intensified when the person is excluded from fun group events. These individuals frequently act out with fits of vengeful rage and unintelligible rants.
Mike: "Hey Steve, sorry, but I don't have any room left on my yacht for this weekend's party."
Steve: "Well fuck you, Steve! I hate you and I'm going to sneak onto your boat , shit on it, and then sink it!!!"
Mike: "Don't be such a Chicken Rob, dude."
chicken rob by butlerthelawyer December 8, 2017

Chicken-Cluckin’ 

Chicken-Cluckin’
Is when you are running your mouth about someone else’s wrong doings.
snitching about someone’s personal life.
hating on others why you are having Conversations about Something that is none of your Business.
Lil Ed: Bro! You see all that marijuana Mateo riding with in his car?
Leo: Hey homey all you doing is
chicken-cluckin’; man get a life.

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Coffee Cheetos Chicken 

The definition of a Jerma joke.
What's in the crate? Oh dude there's a fucking knife, there's coffee cheetos chicken!
Coffee Cheetos Chicken by Navybog February 15, 2018