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Carb Coma Cuddle

1. Noun/Verb. The feeling or state after the consumption of massive amount of carbs (ex. pizza, cake, pasta) resulting in desire to cuddle, snuggle, and/or contort into the fetal position. The person experiencing said coma will often be accompanied by a pillow or a friend, partner, or companion also experiencing the phenomenon.
"Yo dude, where's Dave?"

"Bro, he's on the couch with Tommy having a carb coma cuddle. They finished off the rest of the pizza."

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carb-face 

a face that is unpleasantly big. Looks like a mass of dough (carbs).
Cameron Diaz and Renee Zellweger have carb-faces.
carb-face by Danyelle Dillon September 7, 2005
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A breakfast vendor in a street cart who sells coffee and high carbohydrate foods like bagels, muffins, and donuts.
"I got up late this morning so I had to get breakfast at the carb cart."

Atticus: "I'm going down to the carb cart, do you want anything"
Scout: "Yeah, grab me a raisin bagel with butter."
Carb Cart by BAMstutz March 15, 2011

Carb County 

This is the place where people who are Hench but not Shredded live.

Eating in Caloric excess to accelerate muscle mass gains in bodybuilding can result in a large but undefined physique.

Bodybuilders who possess this bulky but low quality muscle mass are said to be in "Carb County"
"Have you seen Steve these days? He's massive"

"Yeah but he's big but hes got zero definition"

"Yeah he's the mayor of carb county"

carb cringe 

The result of stuffing your face with too many carbs. You get a slight tingle in your back. You start to become affected after about 200 carbs in one single sitting.
Eating 3 full sized pancakes, 4 biscuits, sweet tea, and some more biscuits. That will result in a carb cringe.

carb-o-licious 

Something that is full of carbohydrates.
"This bread is so carbolicious!" said Sharon as she shoved another slice of bread into her mouth.
carb-o-licious by Holly April 26, 2005

Carb-o-fabulous 

A meal that includes more than your *mAgIc* number of daily carbs.

most often found in potatoes
Carb-o-fabulous by Katie Fili June 21, 2004