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Heavy Bertation 

A general state of confusion, usually at an awards show or other celebrity event.
Everything started out fine but once the drinks were served the night quickly devolved into very heavy bertation.

Birtation 

A word used when you blank out and don't know what to say, like when you are a reporter on live television.
Reporter: "well a berry very heaveh aah heavy do it birtation tonight, we had a very dares dares son, but lets go hit, tearish, taze english for the bit… behead da pit."
Birtation by bacala777 March 15, 2011

bloated, big bag of blotation

used to describe someone who is drunk beyond belief and has little awareness of their surroundings
that guy is a bloated, big bag of blotation

birdtation 

when a person's speech comes out in nonsensical phrases. for comedic purposes, it is preferred that the person is just momentarily inarticulate rather than having a serious medical issue.
they laughed for hours at Jake Benson's Autotune Remix of Serene Branson's on-air meltdown but their souls were saved when it was discovered that she was not having a stroke but rather a migraine-related birdtation.

Maureen: "dammie when poopoo."
Robbie: "haha, birdtation!"
Anthony: "yeah, dummy. stupid dog."
birdtation by toyMasulina March 17, 2011

BURTAINT 

It's kinda like a burrito and a taint all mixed up into one. It's basically a disgusting pussy. There are also variations of this, like the Creamtaint-White pussy. Also the Chocotaint-Black pussy.
Bill- Did you see Shanice's burtaint.
Bob- Na man, that was a real chocotaint.
BURTAINT by MILES/CARSON October 11, 2017
Both to know of imminent evil or to plan and cause the evil that is soon to become imminent!
jason is the bastation of all that is good and un-evil in this world
bastation by evil twin August 19, 2004