shit britches

pants that young guys with identity problems like to wear. shit britches do not fit properly whether around the waist or the inseam, it exposes the wearer's underwear, and it weighs down their pants like they just shit them. shit britches also make the wearer walk like gumby and several other cartoon characters and keeps them from being able to run from the police in the event they "bust a stupid dope move" and feel the desperate need to prove their manhood (usually unsuccessfully).

the origins of shit britches are debatable, but it most likely came from prison punks (aka. prison bitches) providing easy access to their cellmates for some instant romance. chicks don't usually think shit britches are sexy so it really amounts to a form of fashion that guys wear for other guys.

Yo G, those shit britches really show your feminine side!

shit britches by malinguist March 3, 2010

Pussy Britches 

When a man is acting like a bitch, he is said to be wearing his "pussy britches".

Hey Dude, you wanna go to the titty bar tonight?
No, me and the wife are going to stay home and watch American Idol.
I see you have your pussy britches on tonight.

Pussy Britches by eM0nEy December 16, 2008

Buttered my britches 

When one shits in his underwear to the point that it comes all the way through your pants.

I've gone and buttered my britches.

Buttered my britches by Klash2 March 27, 2010

Stinky Britches 

When a girl has not shampooed her cooter for quite some time and wears the same panties for weeks on end, she develops Stinky Britches. Much like old tuna salad left on the engine block of a cutlas supreme.

Your mom was so slammin until I noticed her Stinky Britches.

Stinky Britches by ryeguy523 February 4, 2009

Bitch Britches 

Prison term used to define the way homosexual inmates wear their boxer shorts; they wear them backwards for easy access.

Officer notices that inmate exits the shower area with his boxers on backwards, indicating that there has been some recent homosexual activity or such is imminent involving the inmate. Inmate is wearing his bitch britches to advertise he's open for business.

Bitch Britches by Sweetbabycorn September 18, 2008

Shit britches

Baggy pants worn by young men that hang low on the hips and have a crotch down to the knees. The wearer looks all for the world like he has has a load of shit in his britches (or breeches, if you prefer).

My nephew came by the other day wearing shit britches. They fit so poorly, the lad could hardly walk.

Shit britches by Baby Hughy September 21, 2004

bitch britches 

a sly way to insinuate someone's bitchy nature.

OMG, Giuliana totally pulled on the bitch britches today!

UGH, look at that Michelle with her big green bitch britches all up in her donk!

bitch britches by stinkyunicorntrousers March 27, 2009