bowlshittin 

1. To bullshit someone.

2. To take forever to do something

3. Saying you're going to do something, but never follow through with it.

4. Never showing up to a place after you said you would be there.

Rob: Say dah, where's dat nigga Matt at? He's been in that Exxon buyin a sweet fo like 14 minutes dah.

Stew: He's bowlshittin, story of my life.

bowlshittin by SweetStew December 4, 2007

Chode Bowler

Definition: One who is skilled in the art of fucking things up.

"Aaron is such a CHODE BOWLER for setting that fetus on fire"

"Eric really told that CHODE BOWLER to fork himself off good'un!"

Chode Bowler by Ryan Dacey February 15, 2005

Ripping bowls 

to smoke weed fast, hold it long, and smoke it hard out of a "bowl" (a small glass pipe used to smoke weed).

dude, when can we start ripping bowls? i want to bake before we go inside.

Ripping bowls by yomamaintshit February 24, 2009

The bowlers grip 

Where you insert your thumb into the female anus, and place both your middle finger and ring finger into her vaginal passage from the rear. In a simular/same fashion as you would hold a bowling ball.

Ron: Hey man, you go down the bowling alley last night?
Jeremy: Nah man, I did give Carlos' mother the bowlers grip down a different alley last night though.
Both Ron & Jeremy: AWOOGAWOOGAHOOGA!
Ron: Sweet.

The bowlers grip by Top banter. July 7, 2011

BONLESS PIZZA 

What do you think it means. It means pizza with no bone in it .

Let me get uhhhh BONLESS PIZZA with a 2 liter of coke.

BONLESS PIZZA by The glockma master June 24, 2017

Two Bowls and One Plate

What did you think this was?
Its just what it says it is.

he had two bowls and one plate

Two Bowls and One Plate by scumbagmccornman June 15, 2018

fracking the bowels 

The act of inserting water into a person’s anus prior to having unexpected ass sex with them while their bowels are still full of water.

Dave was such a tree hugging hippie that I decided to give him an enema and mount him before he could expel the water figuring Dave May actually enjoy fracking the bowels.

fracking the bowels by RBAK December 12, 2016