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Boulder Block 

When a man is giving anal but can’t get his whole dick in because a shit is blocking it from going any deeper.
“Her arse was boulder blocked last night so I couldn’t fuck it properly until she had a good shit and cleaned herself up”
Boulder Block by MissBlob May 7, 2018

stink boulders 

Inserting balls in anus during missionary postion.
She said it would hurt her butt but I explained Stink Boulders are safe to try on the first date.
stink boulders by nordic74 September 12, 2009
A Town in Colorado consisting of 8 miles surrounded by reality where the residents are more concerned about the voting rights of their pets than the common good..

A town where wild oats started the craze of overpaying for healthy food...

A Town where marijuana is a staple in everyone's medicine cabinet.
What are you doing this weekend? - I am going up to a place where I can buy a $50 quart of tofu and $5 dime bag of weed...

Oh, you mean Boulder?
Boulder by Phinelli February 5, 2010

bouldering 

Sport originally derived from sport climbing, consisting in short sequences of "moves" (movements of the arms allowing the body to be moved up a climbing wall, a rock boulder or even a house wall) that requires huge levels of strenght on the forearms & fingers, and different special tecniques. This sequence is normally called a "problem". The climber is not roped, and the only protection allowed is a thick foam mattress called "crashpad". Bouldering problems rarely go higher than 3 or 4 meters above the ground.

"Solving" a problems often forces to make unlikely movements, like "pinching" a hold with your heels, or literally jumping from hold to hold (doing a "dyno"). Style is important, but what really counts is to reach the last hold (the "top")

Bouldering was developed in the 60's in France and in California (by John Gill, the "human fly") as a pastime for bored rock climbers in off-season. In the 90's, however, the growth of indoor climbing walls (often homemade) and rock climbing gyms has made bouldering popular with the urban / hip-hop crowd, transforming it - in France and UK - in a "signature" sport like skateboarding. Part of the popularity of bouldering is due to the fact that it's being quite cheap - the only thing you need is a pair of climbing shoes (and the crashpad if you're bouldering outdoor).

There's a lively competition circuit around the world, and there are now bouldering sites (often simple concrete walls) almost in every city of the world. In fact, bouldering is now more a urban sport than an outdoor activity.
I'm going to a bouldering event tonight
bouldering by Korman643 August 27, 2005

Boulder-Knee 

A knee afflicted with inflammatory arthritis.
Shaun: Holy Shit, what's that Rick?
Rick: That'd just be my Boulder-Knee son.
Boulder-Knee by TrunkKid October 8, 2006

bouldered 

being so high your past the state of being stoned
"Dude how high were you?"
"Man, I was bouldered. It was awesome"
bouldered by wowwyouwould July 23, 2012