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bootyologist 

( noun) a person, usually a man, who has devoted extensive time and effort in the bedrooms/motel rooms/apartment dwellings /wayside drinking fountains/parkbenches/backseat of '70 Chevelles/Greyhound busterminals;coaches/airplane flights/beach blankets/local bars/cars/school gyms/bushes/gas station rest rooms/city parks/ lakes/ etc.
getting some ass, so mauch ass in fact that he has become a 10th degree expert ass getter and high exalted ass expert skilled in the ways and means of: attaining ass, pleasing ass, performing stunts with and for ass, complimenting ass ad nauseaeum, flattering for ass, conning that ass, grabbin' up on that ass, feelin' around that ass, skyydiving, muff diving, sheet parasailing and deep dish diving for that ass, as well as a host of other stunts and tricks and manipulations employed to basically Get That Ass, in any way that that ass needs to be got, consensually of course, and with respect for , to , and by that ass in return.
" Man I am a regular bootyologist, with a phd in pimpology and and MD in ass 101."
" Dude, your pimpology is lame. You need to study hareder if you wannabe a bootyologist like me. Just watch this, and I'll school ya. Not...."
bootyologist by taoteqingren November 18, 2005
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bootycologist 

The profession of understanding the anatomy and philosophy of the nice juicy round peachy booty of Judith's
Call me Dr bootycologist lemme inspect your booty sugga
bootycologist by Bootycologist June 29, 2014

bootyhole cancer 

Bootyhole Cancer .noun

When your bootyhole burns and is itchy or bleeds you have bootyhole cancer & Bootyhole Cancer can be prevented by :

Baths
Be Nice
Share your food
dont be fake
Omg ! You will get bootyhole Cancer if you bother that person !

Booty Do 

When a girl's stomach sticks out farther than her booty do.
Her stomach stick out farther than her booty do
Booty Do by Lyricz December 24, 2003

Bootydrop.com 

The first website you visit after a college hookup.
I know bro, you need to Bootydrop.com it!
Bootydrop.com by Getssome August 15, 2011

Bootyhouse 

Slang word for jail. It's called that because of the many rapings that go on between the inmates in there. As a matter of fact, that's why they call them inmates. Once you're IN jail you'll be MATING with one of those motherfuckers.
"Ricky got locked up and sent to the bootyhouse."
Bootyhouse by DJHill February 14, 2004

bootypoppin jamz 

a song that makes your booty pop due to its level of nostalgia or sick beat
Fifth Harmony's whole discography are bootypoppin jamz!