the dogs bollocks 

Something or a person that is the best thing ever.

That Audi TT is the dogs bollocks!

the dogs bollocks by minge monkey April 23, 2003

Dog's Bollocks 

In UK slang terms the "dog's bollocks" means the best. It comes from the habit of male dog's licking their testicles (bollocks) and that they must taste good as they spend so much time in this activity.

The concert last night was the dog's bollocks.

Dog's Bollocks by Robert Kingsley October 4, 2005

Beater Blocker 

A condom....for blocking your beater.

Avoid child support payments, use a beater blocker.

Beater Blocker by capcrunch23 April 11, 2011

No bollocks

No messing around, no excuses, no deception.

I'll have this assignment ready for you by Tuesday. No bollocks.

No bollocks by duosayso August 22, 2011

stark bollock naked 

To be one hundred percent completely naked.

Gordon Ramsay: If that is homemade, I'll fucking dance in this restaurant tonight stark bollock naked.

stark bollock naked by XxTwistedFalconXx December 22, 2018

Fuck Blocker 

1) Verb: The process of bottlenecking a door or passage in a game, thus screwing the turn economy of allies.
2) Verb: When Elle won't bounce on Steve's long & thin dick.
3) Noun: (Fuck Block-er) Someone or something that regularly causes Fuck Blocking to occur.

1) "Darius is Fuck Blocking the door to the next room! My character is useless now!"
2) "Goddamnit Steve, your dick is too long & thin"
3) "Steve's dick is such a Fuck Blocker, he doesn't even know. Ask his wife."

Fuck Blocker by OSTBearBnT November 12, 2021

Top Bollocks

Used as another name for a females breasts

"she has lovly top bollocks"

Top Bollocks by Xod August 28, 2005