Christ-boosted jizz geyser 

krahyst bōōst-ed jiz gahy-zer
–noun
1. An ejaculation; discharged so savagely that it could have only been performed under the benefaction of our Good Shepherd.

Cum in you? Did I cum in you? Bitch, are you blind? That was a Christ-boosted jizz geyser! I'm done with you. Don't call me anymore.

Christ-boosted jizz geyser by Skyler Greene January 29, 2007

cum blasted 

1. To be shot in the face with a huge load of jizz that was being held in over a period of 2 weeks.

"Damn Corey's mom really got cum blasted after that BJ last night"

cum blasted by Big Jerms August 24, 2005

basted 

to be drunk and high at the same time

i think i'm basted; i feel like shiot.

basted by T June 5, 2003

cap blasted

when sitting around with your friends drinking excessive amounts of alcohol and you hit that "ending point" where you stop talking anymore and have a vegatative or brain-dead stare. also happens while being drunk enough and doing a bong hit or two of some serious dank nugs and its "all over" after that. your cap has been blasted...or think of it as the top of your skull just being separated from the rest of it.

man, my boy was having a good time until he did that bong rip and he got completely cap blasted.

cap blasted by brycemovement August 11, 2006

Dinner Blasted

When you take someone out to dinner and you rape them afterward.

Guy #1: Did you take my mom out to dinner

Guy #2: Ya dude I totally dinner blasted her

Dinner Blasted by M00NPRODUCTIONS May 16, 2010

Boosted

The act of stealing or pick pocketing, usually in reference to stealing a car.

Jimmy boosted the porsche at the mall.

Jon boosted the goods from mary's room.

Someone boosted my wallet!

Boosted by Z November 9, 2004

blasted a confetti cannon 

Giving a hand job to a washed up hip hop artist

During a party at a work convention in which Sir Mix-A-Lot was performing, I blasted a confetti cannon.

blasted a confetti cannon by jk63 August 12, 2016