One of the dilfiest men to ever walk this earth. Known to casually wear plaid button up shirts, khakis, and Newbalance shoes. Also has a very sexy beer gut. 10/10 would let peg me.
Chad: "Yo bro, you'd see Mr. Berger today, what a sexy dilf"
A basking ridge female with a huge brain and a great common sense. Smartest person you will ever meet and funniest. To be called a lauren berger is like being called god! one of the best compliments to receive unlike being called a simonne.
A white person who usually laughs at retarted people and makes lots of jokes that are kinda funny but arent at the same time and fights with his mom alot about life problems