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batter pump 

An erect penis in action.
"Roger was more than happy to use his batter pump in serving Lucy a batch of stomach pancakes."
batter pump by phuc yue December 8, 2007

batter mixing 

BATTER MIXING = when a male and a female of a certain age (commonly mid 30s) who are friends, get together on MSN or other communication devices and spend a large amount of time and laughter on bitching about other people in a nasty yet humorous fashion. sometimes seen as a precursor to cupcaking....
bob... what the fuck are them 2 tards on tonight?
wendy. ... im not sure but they appear to be batter mixing like theres no tomorrow...
batter mixing by zamber December 9, 2008

Batter-Nazi 

Individual who, when baking cookies or brownies, refuses to allow you to lick the batter at any time in the process.
"Janet, you bitch, stop being a batter-nazi and let me lick the spoon!"

batter dipping 

1>when a woman eats out another woman
Mitch: hey see that chick, I've seend her batter dipping!

Dustin: Dude, thats just sick.
batter dipping by lintlord June 3, 2007

Batter's Box 

A party game in which a "batting order" is established by a group of up to 9 bros at a party that sequentially calls for the individuals of the group to "step into the box and take hacks", or spit game at drunk bitches, or pitchers. Bases and RBI's are based on the sexiness, level of intoxication, and the progress made against the pitcher during the at bat; as determined by the bystanding bros. Statistics can be tallied the following day and can accumulate over a calendar year before starting a new season. The game can also be played in teams of up to 9 to make it a team-oriented game opposed to one solely rewarding for the individual; the difference being that the success of each at bat is fairly and intelligently determined by the opposing teams to the respective individual up to bat. It is important to remember that part of being on offense and preparing one's self/cumulative team for successful outings is maintaining the discreteness of the game throughout the process, so the pitchers are less prone to catching on to the fun and more prone to leaving a fat fucking hanger up in the zone to be talliwhacked four hundred and fifty fucking feet by yourself or one of your homies.
Since Bob's got that long dick confidence, he's gonna hit clean-up in our Batter's Box game tonight at Chili's.
Batter's Box by gigakong3100 December 31, 2013

batter platter 

A batter platter is when a guy cums on a girl's face and then antiques her. (throws flour on her face)
dude you remember that chick from last night?!

yeah man what happened?!

Dude, I batter plattered the shit out of her!!!
batter platter by thedudes88 September 25, 2013