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Backhanded Insult

A compliment couched in the form or tone of an insult. Often used by people who *want* to be nice, but fear being seen as weak or disingenuous, but can be unintentional.
When Maurice told Mary she was "the least photogenic pretty chick" he'd ever seen, he meant that pictures didn't do her beauty justice, but it came off as a backhanded insult.
Backhanded Insult by PBMax February 24, 2008
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Backyard Bitch 

A bitch who you can't show off to your friends, you'll get with her, but you won't show her off. Antonym of a Frontyard/porch bitch.
Guy 1: You see max is getting with stacey?
Guy 2: Yeah she's a backyard bitch, he doesn't take her anywhere.
Backyard Bitch by Mattdatcow October 7, 2010

Backyard taco 

The act of eating ones booty
I better wash my ass my boyfriend might want a backyard taco tonight
Backyard taco by HeadTJB July 30, 2016

Backyard goof 

Uninvited individuals that spend an uncomfortable amount of time in your backyard.
Everytime I come home those backyard goofs are all over the place.
Backyard goof by CarwynIestyn November 11, 2018

Backyard Boxing 

Giving your mate a vigorous fisting. Typically involves lubricating both left and right fists and respective forearms then punching both fists into that ass like Floyd Mayweather on a gym punching bag.
After lubing up his fists, Armondo did a little backyard boxing on Sonja's tight little brown winker. By round three, Sonja came with a TKO.

Backyard Wrestling 

Friends getting together in one backyard, and beating the living shit out of each other, usually complimented by weapons, such as garbage can lids, chairs, and even the occasional 2x4
He just beat the crap outta him.
Where?
Well, last night, at they're backyard wrestling show, Monday Night Savage.
Oh, Cool!

Backyard BBQ 

When doing a girl from behind (doggie style) take out an already prepared BBQ meal (preferably ribs or pulled pork) and use her back as a table and plate.
Hey Bill, I gave my girl a backyard BBQ.
Backyard BBQ by Wolfpoc September 10, 2008