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Bibisitting 

The same concept as babysitting except you take care of a grandma (or bibi in Punjabi).
Sorry bro, I can’t play soccer tonight, I’m stuck at home bibisitting.
Bibisitting by PSSingh December 26, 2019

baby sitting 

When a person is smokin weed, drinking, or doin something else that involves sharing just sits there and continues to take multiple hits, drinks.. etc. without passing it to the next person in rotation.

this action will get you inevitably punched.
Babysitter: *puff puff*.. hey man did you see that chick?..*puff puff*..yea man she was hot.. *puff puff*
Friend: dude what the fuck! quit baby sitting that shit!
*punches leg*
Babysitter: gahh what the hell i wasnt! that was my first hit!
Friend: yea whatever just pass that shit your fuckin up rotation!
baby sitting by peacefulpothead March 22, 2008

baby sitting a beer

The lack of drinking your alcoholic beverage. Holding out on picking up your drink because your too much of a pussy to have more than 2 in one sitting. Often using multiple excuses not to drink such as 1. having to work tomorrow, 2. I have a marathon to run, or 3. you have to pick up your illegitimate child from baby’s mama.
Baby sitting a beer. Jeff likes to pretend he is drinkIng when he is really baby sitting a beer. When asked, he gives the excuse that he has to pick up his kid in the morning. While at the bar Jim orders 1 drink at 9pm and has the same dam drink when the bar closes at 2am.
baby sitting a beer by RhinoTube December 22, 2017

jabysitting 

pronounced: jay-be-sitting

the constant act of accommodating a friend named jay, who's always in need; there's usually one in each social group. this individual is loved and wanted, but always needs help and therefore deserves unbridled, open mockery for it.
PERSON A: "yeah, we were going to head to lunch right now, but jay's on a call and needs 15 more minutes and someone to spot him."

PERSON B: "god...always jabysitting his ass...what else will he ask for?"

PERSON A: "he also needs to borrow $500."

PERSON B: "jesus..."

PERSON A: "after work, he also wants a ride home."
jabysitting by dania screwedme June 16, 2011

Babyshitting

The unfortunate circumstance of babysitting one or many bratty little asshole kids.
Guy: "Want to go to the movies tonight?"
Girl: "Can't, I'm babyshitting until late."
Guy: "The Johnson's little fuckers again?"
Girl: "Yeah..."
Babyshitting by Rockatansky August 4, 2009

babysittin 

when a young man has an older woman(cougar) sit on his face
damn that guy is younger than Emmas son,bet shes gonna be babysittin when she gets him alone tonite
babysittin by skullboner February 20, 2011