February 14th, the day that every single man realizes "Damn, I forgot to get a
girlfriend." Usually the wiser of the men realize this days ahead based on the many pink and red hearts and fluffy overpriced things found as they go to purchase their
beer, or perhaps whilst sitting on the couch enjoying the rerun of 'Independence Day' realizing that every other television advertisement contains the word '
love' or a suggestion to the holiday most refer to as "Valentine's day".
Singles Awareness Day is also abbreviated "SAD" which can be found quite fitting to many
people, ironic to the people in relationships, and quite clever to those who don't give a shit either way.
Boy: "Happy Valentine's Day!"
Girl: "Happy Singles Awareness Day!"
*slaps
boy in the face and walks off*
