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Youth Allowance 

A form of payment received through Centrelink for youths who are either studying, or too busy youtubing news bloopers to get a job. Youths are often encouraged, by their parents, to fill in the youth allowance form. This is because their parents are too busy at the pokies spending their kids' university savings on VBs and slot machines. The centrelink child often appears to wear all it can afford. This includes fake BAPE and singlets from Cotton On. However, if the child is one of the smarter kids, that child would save his/her money diligently and wait for interest to fatten their bank accounts. Though usually, the child's parents had created the bank accounts, therefore, the parents know the PINs and will continue to take money from their children.
Ben can spend his days watching news bloopers because he is on youth allowance, therefore, he is awesome.

Diane has to work hard because she does not directly receive her youth allowance, therefore, she is not as awesome as Ben.
Youth Allowance by Captain Man December 20, 2008

No Fun Allowed

The phrase to end all good times. Usually exclaimed by a fun-hating woman who can not stand to see her friends enjoy themselves. Must be exclaimed in a half-speed baritone for greatest effect. Can also be used to mock that person at the first hint ruining a good time. Detroit slang.
One more drink or should we head home?

No fun allowed!
No Fun Allowed by Spanky4679 December 28, 2005

allow it fam 

Allow it fam is the phrase used by roadmen (chavs) when theyre too pussy to give absolutely fuck all in a given situation!
Roadman 1 (george memeulous): Oi scrap us ye!

Roadman 2 ( imallex): allow it fam

I'll Allow It 

A phrase that you say indicating approval of something, especially something sexual.
Best used for humor in situations where your approval isn't actually required.
Based on the catchphrase of referee Mills Lane on the show Celebrity Deathmatch.
Girl: I'm going to wear a very skimpy skirt tonight.
Guy: I'll allow it!

*Your buddy uploads a picture to facebook of him devouring a huge, delicious burger.*
Comment: I'll allow it.
I'll Allow It by ohaitho July 18, 2011
stop, don't do that, no
allow by Queen B October 11, 2003

Allowlist 

John: "whitelist" is now apparently considered racist and it's being grepped with "allowlist"
Jane: lol that's cringe
Allowlist by Dorumin March 16, 2021