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The sound made when a person clears his/her throat, often interjected when speaking or writing to indicate that the next word or phrase is used ironically or euphemistically, (esp. with regard to sexual euphemisms).

Sometimes used to replace a sexually explicit word or phrase altogether.

When used on its own or at the end of a sentence, indicates that the entire previous sentence has been intended ironically or euphemistically.

Similar to the addition of "not", as in: "Well that TV show was interesting ... not."

Often written with asterisks.
"Jacob and I *ahem* got to know each other better last night."
"Let's go home after dinner and ... *ahem*."
"I love my job. Ahem."
ahem by fonetik October 2, 2005
Related Words

Go ahead run 

Baseball:
The run that would put a team in the lead.
The term is often used to describe a man on base, e.g. "the tying run is on second, the 'go ahead run' is on first".
"The tying run is on second, the 'go ahead run' is on first".
Go ahead run by ZFM May 24, 2011

aheadavance 

A combination of doing something in advance and thinking ahead
Brent: 'Let me know aheadavance if you are planning on being there"
Julius: "Did you just say aheadavance?"
Brent: "no?...maybe?"
aheadavance by JBJBJBJBJB August 10, 2010

road work ahead 

A beautiful vine (rip 2015 (I think)-2017)
"Road work ahead, yeah I sure hope it does."
road work ahead by Sam_watt May 20, 2018
I'm getting ahead getting a head.
ahead by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008
The awkward moment after a joke when nobody laughs

Say it like Aheeee
A 'That smells'
B 'like your mum'
(awkward pause)

A 'AHERMMMM'
Aherm by JustBanter February 28, 2012