pinch a stealthy
take a crap
pinch a stealthy by stealthy6 January 12, 2010
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lock out a SEAL team
A euphemism for male masturbation. Comes from the way that U.S. Navy Seals swim out of nuclear submarines and onto enemy shores.
lock out a SEAL team by CycleGeek April 2, 2008
slap like a seal
slap like a seal by slapping like a seal January 12, 2021
drowned by a seal
Letting life's struggles, uncertainties, or arch nemesis (seal) get the best of you. Losing the challenges life throws at you and ultimately drowning (suicide) in deep waters like a seal does to its prey.
SketchyBall 1: Hey what's up? Did you, uh, take care of Timmy?
SketchyBall 2: Wym?
SketchyBall 1: You know, cut the head off the snake?
SketchBall 2: No need, the easy ones always get drowned by a seal.
SketchyBall 2: Wym?
SketchyBall 1: You know, cut the head off the snake?
SketchBall 2: No need, the easy ones always get drowned by a seal.
drowned by a seal by Mr.AttackIsBack April 27, 2024
Seal A Meal
Ejaculating in a condom and preserving the contents by tying it in a knot. Saved to feed it to your sexual partner at a later time.
After blowing a load in his condom, Harvey ask his lover if he wanted the jizz now or later. Terry said later so Harvey tied the condom in a knot and made Terry a Seal A Meal.
Seal A Meal by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009
Hitting the clubs like a baby seal
A phrase commonly used when readying for an epic night of soaking up dance culture. Implies that one will be partying particularly vigorously at various venues.
Jack: "So, are you going to party in town tonight Joe?"
Joe "For sure. I'll be hitting the clubs like a baby seal."
Joe "For sure. I'll be hitting the clubs like a baby seal."
Hitting the clubs like a baby seal by byrdfl3w January 25, 2011