god has given you a body and kicked your face 

A very sincere comment to a girl, whose body is sexy but her face looks like an accident.

"gosh, wtf is this? It seems like god has given her a body but kicked her face"!!!

god has given you a body and kicked your face by phlegmat March 24, 2005

fuck you bitch and i hope your diamonds burn in lava

This is the worst thing you can ever say to a minecrafter

EPIC GAMER: FUCK YOU BITCH AND I HOPE YOUR DIAMONDS BURN IN LAVA
OTHER EPIC GAMER: *GASPS*

fuck you bitch and i hope your diamonds burn in lava by UseArealDictionary March 24, 2019

Who's we, you and that turd in your pocket?

A sarcastic expression used when a person uses the word "we" when they should have actually Used the word "I." Or when a person says that "we don't" do something that at least one person is actually doing. This expression is used to totally catch the offender off guard, rendering them incapable of coming up with a response to the awkward comment.

Teacher: "We don't eat in here"
Jim: "Who's we, you and that Turd in your pocket?!?
Teacher: 0_o (What the fuck?)

Who's we, you and that turd in your pocket? by hare bear September 9, 2010

If your happy and you know it clap your hands 

clap clap

If your happy and you know it clap your hands
Homless people:Clap clap

If your happy and you know it clap your hands by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Noodle(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) December 7, 2018

You smell like smell and your name is nell 

if some one insults you with these words then you should just kermit sewerslide and watch my story animated

if your name is nell well then TO BAD

idk You smell like smell and your name is nell cause you suck

You smell like smell and your name is nell by Your pseudonym but its rly min May 19, 2020

With your bitch slap rappin' and your cocaine tongue, you get nothin' done 

A quote from Guns n' Roses. Fom their song "You could be mine" on the "Use Your Illusion II" album. Also found in the liner notes of their first album "Appetite for Destruction" (at least it is on the vinyl version, dunno about the CD).

Its basically the kind of thing you say to a chick or a guy who likes you, but you dont wanna know cause they like rap music and you like rock.

You could be mine, but you're way out of line...

This quote should definetly be on Urban Dictionary!

With your bitch slap rappin' and your cocaine tongue, you get nothin' done by W. Axl Rose August 26, 2005

If You Standing IN front Of Me And Your Whole Life Is Turning Around When Someone Of The Same Gender Is More Confident Than Yourself As A Person Then Maybe Turn Around And Process A Decisions 

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If You Standing IN front Of Me And Your Whole Life Is Turning Around When Someone Of The Same Gender Is More Confident Than Yourself As A Person Then Maybe Turn Around And Process A Decisions

If You Standing IN front Of Me And Your Whole Life Is Turning Around When Someone Of The Same Gender Is More Confident Than Yourself As A Person Then Maybe Turn Around And Process A Decisions by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025