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witches sabbath

A supposed meeting of those who practice witchcraft and other rites.
In Europe during the Burning Times of the Early Modern Period, the mass paranoia of the times fed the belief that witches, at special times of the year, flew to these secret meetings/ festivities held in remote areas, typically in the forest or in the mountains (places like Brocken or Bald Mountain). The popular imagination envisioned a secret society that turned every moral norm of mainstream society on its head.
At the witches sabbath, Satan was supposed to have presided over the congregation and initiated new witches in a face-to-face pact. The Sabbath was imagined to begin with a mockery of Christian rites and "baptism" with new satanic names, building into an orgy of naked dancing, sex with demons (including Satan himself), and gluttonous feasting on the flesh of human infants.
witches sabbath by Lorelili October 29, 2011

witchadidga 

A Red-neck term for "with you, did you"
Ya Didnt happen tew bring yer gun Witchadidga?
witchadidga by The BIZ December 25, 2003

lick a witches tit 

hey im too tired to go to the sock hop tonight "hey kris just lick a witches tit bro"

Witches Bwoo 

An alcoholic beverage, a cool person, something that witches make.
"Minerva proved that she was, indeed the witches bwoo by concocting the best cauldron of wtiches bwoo this side of the Rio Grande."
Witches Bwoo by Fuck Ass Finnemore December 12, 2003

Witches Swish 

An shocking and unexpected bollock and cock washing bidet event caused by the accidental activation of an automatic or manual flush whilst seated peacefully in a public toilet.
Me: It was horrendous; The flush came rushing out of nowhere like an arctic tsunami and gave me a chilling Witches Swish .
Therapist: ?
Me: You know? When you flush your nuts by mistake.
Therapist: I think 'm gonna need therapy.
Witches Swish by dunkinnuts April 2, 2019

Witches Dip 

Witches Dip is when your so desperate for a shit at a festival you use a thunder box and the pile of turd is so high in the pan, that when you sit down you accidentally dip your bell end in to the pile shit !!!
In my haste, I sat down too quickly on the toilet before I could move my dick away, it was greeted with a witches dip
Witches Dip by Glassa2022 July 8, 2022