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Windows Subsystem for Android 

Also know as WSA, Its a feature on windows 11 that lets you run android apps

WSA is more power hungry than bluestacks and does not have the google play store but instead relies on the amazon app store to install android apps
The Windows Subsystem for Android lets users install or sideload android apps on windows 11 although you can just install other android emulators that functions the same and does not consume much resources
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Windows Shopping 

When you go on a shopping website and add a bunch of items to your shopping cart but don't buy anything.
*on clothing website*
Friend 1: Wow that top looks cute you should buy it.
Friend 2: Nah I'm broke so I'm just windows shopping.
Windows Shopping by Fattem January 18, 2023

Windows syndrome 

An irresistible desire to use an operating system that screws one up repeatedly even after one pays for it. Considered to be a form of masochism.
Susan is an idiot to advise Linux to John when she clearly knows that he suffers from Windows syndrome.
Windows syndrome by leo_sk October 12, 2023

Windows Shit Hurdle

Any of a number of Windows issues that must be addressed prior to executing the one simple task you logged onto the PC for in the first place.
I logged onto my work PC on my day off just to issue a simple instruction, but first I had to spend 20 minutes clearing the Windows shit hurdles.
Windows Shit Hurdle by darthgandhi December 29, 2025

Winraw for Windows store 

Person 1: hey I got Winraw for Windows store but it was off the Windows store

Person 2: go kill yourself

your window's mad tight 

in reference to a females genital diameter
yo hunny.....your window's mad tight!

see that hooker?....Her windows are NOT tight

Weiner's window 

Dramatic use of faux symbolism in which a show writer drops so many "symbols" that turn out to be red herrings that the characters themselves show disgust. The phrase itself references Season 5 of the popular American TV show "Mad Men" in which window symbolism was heavily employed throughout the season, ultimately culminating with a nude Roger Sterling literally mooning the audience in front of a large Manhattan apartment window.

Whereas Chekhov's gun dictates that objects, actors and actions should be used cleverly and for a reason, Weiner's window dictates that none of that matters. What does matter is the show writer's smugness and lack of empathy for the show's loyal fanbase.

An important distinctionbbetween Bay's helicopter and Weiner's window is that a work employing the former technique will actually be entertaining while the latter will not.
TV Critic 1: "Did you notice that color of Don Draper's vase is bright orange? It could symbolize 60s changing morality, the Beatles arriving at Shea Stadium, or sex."

TV Critic 2: "Or it could just be another fucking Weiner's window. I hate this fucking show. Let's watch Breaking Bad."
Weiner's window by djwellies November 9, 2012