The Wilkinson Integer 

The calculable point where the amount of wass being spouted by an individual reaches unbearable levels for those around them.

Ben: *sings unintelligibly*

Dan: “You chat so much Wass its unreal”

Danny: “Mate please just stop, you’ve hit the Wilkinson integer”

The Wilkinson Integer by x427 April 13, 2022

George Morley-Wilkinson 

A very charming lad who has the capability of shagging all the birds. Any girl in surrounding area falls for him. He is the perfect man.

“Omg it’s George Morley-Wilkinson! I must bend over for him”

George Morley-Wilkinson by JoeW2089 November 24, 2021

Fuzzy Wilkinson 

When a man/woman steamrols there unshaved gooch over someones nose

Man this weekend was crazy, I was hanging out with my friends and they gave me a fuzzy wilkinson when I was sleeping.

Fuzzy Wilkinson by Gooch857 March 6, 2009

Alice Wilkinson 

A very flat girl who might have a decent face. 99% of these are lesbians

“you have the body type of alice wilkinson”
“that’s so mean”
“it is very accurate”

Alice Wilkinson by diseke420 November 6, 2020

jake wilkinson

Really Sexy Boy

See that jake wilkinson

jake wilkinson by jaoijkwqdcxkjokies July 19, 2017

samuel wilkinson 

Samuel Wilkinson is an attractive singer that everyone wants to marry.He's a sex god and loves to cuddle.If you ever get to date him then damn girl you are lucky.FYI hes a keeper:))

Girl 1:Hey is that Sammy Wilk?
Girl 2:OMFG!Hes gorgeous!
Girl 3:Ughh I need a Samuel Wilkinson in my life

samuel wilkinson by TheTruthStatingFacts May 23, 2018

Sammy Wilkinson 

He is the best in the world. You are lucky if you meet him. He is the best. And he is good at everything sooooooo...................... ye

Wow! He’s a Sammy Wilkinson he’s ded lucky

Sammy Wilkinson by Abcs123aimmgonnamligmay April 24, 2019