John Wayne toilet paper 

Rough and tough and doesn't take shit off of anyone

Damn dude, why you walking so funny?

I just took a shit in WalMart. All they had was John Wayne toilet paper. My asshole feels like downtown Baghdad.

I'm sorry man. Go take a shower.

John Wayne toilet paper by Tongue Roll July 26, 2013

wayne gretzky

Man whose supreme knowledge and skill in hockey more than compensated for his lack of physical size and strength.

Owns several NHL records and remains a great ambassador for the game.

Jesus saves ... rebound ... Gretzky scores!

wayne gretzky by AbnormalBoy September 16, 2004

John Wayne toilet paper 

John Wayne toilet paper – Military term used to describe the low grade toilet paper found in the MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) accessory packet. Called so because it’s rough, tough and don’t take shit off of anybody. Can also be used in place of extra fine grit sandpaper when refinishing furniture.

Can I score a roll from that big box of ass wipe that your mom sent last week?
Why?
All that I have is that damn John Wayne toilet paper.

John Wayne toilet paper by Trav March 28, 2005

john waynes saddle bags 

piss flaps that are dried up and sagging to the knee caps

my mott is so loose me flaps are like john waynes saddle bags ;)

john waynes saddle bags by gilly_willy June 9, 2004

lil wayne

Accidentally shot himself in the chest once.

And that's the damn truth! Look it up if you don't believe me!

lil wayne by bigtones January 13, 2005

Bruce Wayne 

A reference to your car. However, it must be a Lamborghini so don't be a bitch and refer to your mommas caravan as a Bruce Wayne.

Matt: I been had hoes in my Bruce Wayne.

Blair: You need to skype that shit next time cat!

Bruce Wayne by Big Cat 1 January 16, 2013

Wayne Brady 

The Most Gangsta nigga alive.

"Im Wayne Brady Bitch"

"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch"

Wayne Brady by Frank Tha Tank April 8, 2004