Wasserburger 

Someone with the surname Wasserburger is most likely the most beautiful person ever, however, they have an absolutely massive forehead. Wasserburger sisters are the hottest women ever. A common first name for a male Wasserburger is Nicholas. Nicholas Wasserburgers are the most handsome people you have ever seen and have a blinding forehead.

Sarah: Omg, look! It is Nick Wasserburger

Jessica: Omg, he is so hot!!

Nicholas Wasserburger: Hey ladies

*both women orgasm*

Wasserburger by Nick Wassy fan #1863585365 March 16, 2022

boat cruise wasted

the act of drinking a shitload within a small time frame and then being at the utmost, HIGHEST level of being fucked up. perpetrated mostly by wild university students within a science faculty that are in possession of unlimited alcohol and/or other drugs.

Guy 1: Bro, do you see that guy over there?!

Guy 2: The white guy with punch all over his white shirt, dancing like a fool?

Guy 1: Yeah! Haha, he's definitely boat cruise wasted! I heard he was in the washroom for thirty minutes because he couldn't tell difference between the dryer and urinal.

Guy 2: Ahahahahaha, yeah. Boat cruised wasted!!!!

boat cruise wasted by drunkfroshie November 5, 2011

wasserday 

Any day you blow off work just to completely fuck off all day long; usually taken mid-week and for no other reason than you just hate working.

Dude, I totally took a wasserday yesterday...I hit the alarm, rubbed one out, ordered an eight ball and then called in sick.

wasserday by Granuppie April 27, 2009

wasted beautiful 

Describing someone who is over the top, extremely beautiful that she/he is intoxicating to look at. Definition of being drunk with someone's beauty. Can also mean someone who has more than their fair share of beautiful qualities that it's wasted on just one person.

She is so wasted beautiful!

I'm not just beautiful, I'm wasted beautiful!

wasted beautiful by word dj April 14, 2010

Luci Wasted 

When a person is beyond shit faced or hammered. White girl wasted has nothing on Luci wasted. To get so wasted to the point where you can no longer control yourself mentally.

1. Always aim to get Luci wasted

2. Last party i got so Luci wasted that I drank tequila with a baboon

3. when you party hard, you get Luci wasted

Luci Wasted by luciwastedalltheway January 19, 2012

wasted 

Slang for getting intoxicated through the use of alcohol, marijuana or the sort

or

Slang for get shot to death or murdered.

Jim: Why isn't John at school today?
Tim: You didn't hear he got wasted yesterday.
Jim: Awesome so typical of John.
Tim: How is that awesome when one of our classmates died.
Jim: Huh?
Tim: He got wasted as in he got shot to death.
Jim: Wait doesn't wasted mean drinking a shitload of alcohol until your drunk?
Tim: This is confusing, who the fuck gave this word two completely different meanings!!!!!!!!!

wasted by phiyuku April 20, 2010

Korean Boy Wasted 

Korean boy wasted is a level of drunkenness superior to all others. When this drunk, even Snooki would say "You're too drunk", though she'll likely smoosh you anyway. Be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch with a mannequin, a half-stick of butter, a Burt Reynolds autographed glow in the dark snorkel and no recollection of how this ridiculous assortment of items came to be in your possession.

Taylor: I'm getting soooo whitegirl wasted tonight!
Mike: Eh, that sounds okay but I'd rather get Korean boy wasted. Nobody goes harder than they do. When they get hungover they're not just ill, they're Kim Jong-il.

Korean Boy Wasted by The GodFader October 5, 2011